A whole bunch of jackasses and why we can't have nice toilet paper.

Asshat #1 finally went to Connecticut for work. My only complaint (other than he didn't visit the duty free on his way back and bring his mom some cheap booze) was that the promised three weeks turned out to only be two and a half.

At least there was a few days of overlap between Asshat #1 being in Connecticut and Asshat #2 being away camping with his dad.

Yes - it was heaven.
  

You know what happens when you take a hiatus from blogging? 

A whole bunch of jackasses start posting anonymous comments, that's what happens.

Take this beauty for instance.

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I'm not sure what this commenter was trying to say but "roam balmy center" sounds vaguely sexual.

It's not my first time to pay a visit this website, i am visiting this website dailly and get pleasant facts from here everyday.

Pleasant and facts are not the first two words that come to mind when I think about what I post here. Frivolous and asshattery come to mind though. 

And this is why we can't have nice toilet paper.

Or nice paper towels

Or nice window screens

Had I only known, her name would be Chaos instead of Miss Kitty.

I no longer get to pee alone either. If I'm lucky she waits on the floor until I'm finished so she can watch the toilet paper go down. If I'm not lucky she sits on the back of the toilet and tries to steal it from me while I'm trying to wipe my ass.

She also assists when I'm brushing my teeth.

It might look like she's just being cute, but really she's testing the water temperature for me.

PS If you're looking for the toilet paper at my house it's hiding in the cupboard.

PPS I'll be turning off Anonymous comments for a while even if Blogger does a fantastic job of catching them.