Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Miss Kitty has become a brat and the Asshat has a point.
It finally became necessary to get a squirt bottle for Miss Kitty. No matter how cute she is, she's not allowed to climb my screens or walk around on my kitchen table.
Asshat #2 wants to use it for when she's annoying. Like when you are trying to walk around and she's going all feral hunter/vampire on your ankles.
Me: You're only supposed to squirt her when she's being bad.
Asshat #2: Or when she's annoying.
Me: So I can squirt you when you annoy me?
Asshat #2: Mom, if we went around squirting each other whenever we were annoyed, we would never be dry.
He's got a point there.
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I can completely imagine the two of you with squirt bottles at the ready, taking shots at each other.
ReplyDeleteI'll admit that could happen. All it would take is a little less time at work, a little more help at home and yep, I would be right in there like a dirty shirt.
DeleteI laughed so hard at that. I can totally picture you shooting each other with squirt guns and diving behind sofas and acting all 'Bruce Willis.' Possibly also while shouting.
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