Having the hibiscus back has been hugely satisfying. He managed to sweep me out of his life without feeling anything about my absence, but I bet he's feeling a gap every time he walks in his door and those two mothereffing huge hibiscus are gone.
I've also gotten a reason - of sorts. Apparently me expressing concern that our relationship was suffering from lack of nourishment - as in he was too fucking lazy to drive down the road during the week - and worrying that it was going to wither up and die, was taken as "I was going to break up with him anyhow"
Listen dude - if you're going to go and get yourself all pissed off over something so minor that nobody knows what the fuck pissed you off and then dump me, grow a set and own it.
All in all, I've got a nice little fuck you attitude going. I've only cried once today, and if I have my way that will be the last time I cry over him.
I'm also going to sign myself up for an on-line dating site tonight. If nothing else, I should get some great stories to entertain you all from it.
If he'd rather throw something away than fix it, he's definitely not a keeper. And now you get to go on double dates with Martha Stewart! Yay!
ReplyDeleteEew. She bugs me. Her and Oprah both bother me for some reason. Maybe the know it all preachy attitude?
DeleteI'm all set with Oprah. I've never seen one minute of her show. But I love Martha. I knew she's an acquired taste.
DeleteOprah will never do it for me. Martha might if I'm ever in a position where I'm not scrabbling for clean laundry in the morning.
DeleteOh hell no, that's the typical response of someone who was looking for a reason to blame the other person and decided to grasp at straws!
ReplyDeleteYeah, what Jenn said.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine did the on-line dating thing after his divorce and move to another state. He gave me (we are high school friends, so we go waaaay back) his password to the site and I would go on and screen women for him. Helped to have someone objective looking for red flags before he even contacted someone. And he found someone he married that I marked as one with potential. Just something to think about. Of course, it would make for better blog posts if you just went in, well, half-assed....
My aunt and my friend both found their spouses online. And they are now two of my favorite people.
DeleteSo far it just seems weird to me. Maybe it will get easier.
DeleteAnd half assed seems to be the way I do everything.
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