How are you? Just an innocent and respectful hello from BC, to a VERY, VERY cute and adorable, fellow 'often' smoker, someone who understands that us silly smokers are good people too! What brand of cigarettes does a pretty lady like yourself smoke? I'm a really nice, very shy, very respectful guy, I promise, although I confess, I am a pack-a-day smoker and I do LOVE my cigarettes! Morning coffee wouldn't be the same without them! Along with the important things like being nice and sweet, loving, kind and caring, I am definitely very attracted to a romantic lady, a kisser and a cuddler, and a lady who smokes and enjoys her cigarettes as well. I could never date or kiss or cuddle a non-smoker, I would be WAY, WAY too shy and intimidated. Hope your world is being great to you. So, just a friendly and random hello to a super pretty cigarette smoker, hope you don't mind, and have yourself a safe and happy weekend!
So yeah, I'm a smoker. No I don't love being a smoker and someday hope cigarettes will no longer be a part of my life. Also, in all honesty kissing a smoker is about as tasty as licking an ashtray. So lets just file that one under weird.
There should have also been a place to include in the profile that I work effing hard and won't consider anyone who doesn't work. Just saying.
And another thing - if you're going to message someone as a potential match, how about more than "Hi" It's kind of hard to start a conversation from there.
Now, wait, he asked what brand cigarette you smoke. THERE'S a conversation starter. Maybe he'll send you a carton or two - they're expensive, aren't they? Seems to be in love already, but with cigarettes....
ReplyDeleteExactly, and how can you love something that keeps you coming back for more even when you know it's no good for you?
DeleteI just described The Polish Guy didn't I?
Smoking fetish? That's a new one.
ReplyDeleteA fetish for an addiction. It's just way too weird for me. So in bed he would be all like "I love the smell of tobacco smoke in your hair" He included lots of pictures of him savoring his smoke too.
DeleteIt would have been more promising if he'd focused on your dogs, rather than smoking. And a shy guy? No, no no. Give him a wide berth.
ReplyDeleteOh definitely - a huge wide berth! Thank the lord he's on the other side of the country.
DeleteUmm ... I think that guy might have been admitting to a bit of a fetish. Are you sure you didn't sign up to a kinky site?
ReplyDeleteI can think of plenty more enticing fetishes than smoking. Smoking has to be one of the least erotic habits a person can have.
DeleteWow! He gives me the creeps! I've tried a couple of dating sites and have had several dates, but nothing ever led to anything. In fact, they were all kind of creepy, too. It's been my experience that some men will message many, many women in the hopes that at least one of them will respond back. I had that experience once (I was the dummy who responded back!). Doesn't really make you feel very special.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even include the photos he thoughtfully provided. All of them were of him sucking on a cigarette with the same desperation he'll later be sucking on an oxygen tank with.
DeleteMy mom had me help her with her profile last night- she was debating whether she should disclose being a smoker because she is trying to quit!
ReplyDeleteI disclosed it, simply because even though I know I want to quit who knows when it will actually happen?
DeleteAside from being in love with his cigs, he seems like a total creeper! When someone keeps telling you that they're very shy and sweet and caring and respectful and nice, that usually means that they want to peel your skin off, cut you into tiny pieces, and keep you in boxes scattered all over the house/country. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI'm a smoker too. Someday I'll quit, put the money I WOULD have spent on them aside, and take a vacation. You can come too. We'll go somewhere warm where they put those awesome little paper umbrellas on everything.
Sounds like a plan. I've got a line on the Jamaican link...
DeleteEveryone needs a hobby, and this guy sounds REALLY DEVOTED to smoking. Like, you might come in SECOND. To cigarettes :)
ReplyDeleteSo what kind of cigarrettes you smoke? Whoa look at my smoke rings.. I ran out of smoking conversation. He's really selling himself to you.. crazy mi seh.
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