Just another slice of inappropriate

When #2 gets together with The Polish Guy's two teenagers it can be a comedy show. I've got to start recording this shit - it's that damn funny.

Last night, just before I got into bed I remembered my glasses were still tucked into my pants pocket. The pants were hanging in the bathroom, so I went to get them.

#2: Are you naked?

Me: What the hell? Of course I'm not naked. Why would you even think that.

Seriously - I have never made a habit of strolling around unclothed. That would be gross.

#2: Just the way you went into the bedroom and came right back out.

Me: I was getting my glasses.

I returned to bed, but wanted to give him back an Eew moment.

Me: I should have told you I was going to get my Dildo.

#2: Eeew

The Bonus Kid: Eeew

Wanting to steer the conversation away from the possibility that I might actually own such a thing I piped up again.

Me: I've never actually bothered - I always figured you guys (meaning the Asshats) would find it and steal the batteries to run a remote controlled car or something.

I can hear the conversation continuing between #2 and The Bonus Kid, each of them coming up with different implausible scenarios between #1, #2 and a dildo.

Then it happened.

#2: Dildo Fight!

Which triggered a slide show in my head.

Remember when you were a kid and you would have sword fights with the paper tubes from wrapping paper? Replace paper tubes with neon colored dildos.

You've met the Asshats - it could have happened.

Now picture Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader facing off - only instead of Light Sabers they've got neon colored dildos. Yes I know - I just desecrated Star Wars.

For accuracy, is it Luke that gets the green dildo?