I left this at home waiting for me.
And this.
So you could say, I owe him sexual favors for giving me a place to go where I can't see that shit.
Or realizing those dishes are going to be even harder to scrub, and that pile of laundry will have grown to epic porportions by the time I am home long enough to deal with it - you could say he owes me sexual favors.
I'm a selfish bitch so I'm going with option B.
Weekend Funnies #6
Denial is a wonderful thing, my friend.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad the dishes and laundry don't just magically disappear when I'm away.
DeleteHehehehehe, make him give you a massage, too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThose dang dishes and laundry never learn how to do themselves!
Bahahaha - as if that's going to happen! ;-)
DeleteYou mean your boys didn't clean up the kitchen and do the laundry while you were gone?! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, no they didn't. I shouldn't complain about that though - the last two weekends they have helped me out some.
DeleteHaha. Teenagers and dishes and clothes piles, oh my!
ReplyDeleteThey either grow exponentially or replenish themselves daily.
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