Captcha and 1013 Tit Uses

So remember yesterday when I said Captcha was run by some little tit dweeb IT guy? Well I'm not sure if the little tit dweeb has a sense of humor and is striking back, or if life is just one big irony.

Look at this Captcha!

I know it's blurry but for real it says 1013 ntituses. I know that n is just a clever ploy to keep us from seeing the real message - 1013 tit uses.

I'm betting it was the little tit IT dweeb, because only a dweeb would think it was clever to come up with 1013 tit uses.

I can only come up with 13

1. As toys
2. To nourish babies (what happens when you spend too much time playing with your toys)
3. To prevent unwanted spills from hitting your lap
4. As toys
5. To provide a handy valley for sweat to run down. 
6. To keep the front of your clothes from sagging
7. As toys
8. To draw attention away from your gut that's nice and fluffy because somebody played with the toys too much. 
9. To counterbalance your ass
10. A place for a child to snuggle
11. A place for a partner to snuggle
12. As a ledge for late night snacks in bed.
13. As toys

I wonder what the other 1,000 are.

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