I haven't had to crawl into a machine yet.
Everything that was supposed to be packed today was packed.
There were no cat fights today.
I haven't pissed The Swinger off.
I may make the entire two weeks without the first 3 happening. Pissing The Swinger off is inevitable. It seems there is a huge difference between being a bitch and dominating, and I'm just no good at dominating a submissive.
Do you suppose there's a course you can take for that?
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Oh, I wish you luck! After hearing of the catfights, they would be what I feared the most! I have all my crossables crossed that it all continues on without incident (even with The Swinger!) :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know if there's a course for being a dominatrix but have you read the 50 Shades series. It gives some good ideas...lol!
ReplyDeleteAh hah! There's the problem - I haven't read the 50 shades series.
DeleteA whip and some leg shackles would probably work wonders on the Swinger lol
ReplyDeleteAs long as I don't have to do tight leather pants. I can't do tight pants - they make me gassy.
DeleteWork on your combination of glare/soft voice. It's a great intimidating tool, and as my old boss used to say, 'keeps the bitches in check...'
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking my glare isn't fierce enough - it never worked on the Asshats either.
DeleteGood luck! Maybe the swinger will get mono and miss work for a month.
ReplyDeleteHe was late this morning. It made for a peaceful day - first he wasn't there and then when he was he was too busy catching up to be much of a pain.
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